last year...i was walking together with my roomate, adrian...to withdraw money b4 we go cc(cyber cafe)..In order to withdraw money we had to walk along a long road...in between shops....so..as we were walking and laughing...some thing happen!
i saw a flying figure flew towards me at around my head level....and release 'something'..i saw that 'something'..and i avoid it....by using 'The matrix" style...well...i was shocked coz i dont know wat was that..then later..adrian told me is the bird's atomic bomb which was shit...so i reacted...'SHIT man...tat was SHITty close!!whew...so i was fortunate not to get hit..haha..
later on..when i finished withdrawing my money..i discovered that there is the bird shit on my shirt and a little on my pants..oh man!!!..that was nasty..
so i told my fren that i was hit...haha...and i played acting as though i m half dead...really this incident is nearly the same when Neo got hit by the last bullet when he is trying to avoid the bullets...from MR smith's apprentice gun..haha..
after that incident..i was so desperate to find water...to clean the stain..at tat time..the rain had just stopped..so Adrian 'smartly' suggested that i should use the drain water...flowing from the top of one of the shops....yea right!!!great idea!!bravo!!bravo!!(being sarcastic)no thanks..haha..
u know..when i was so desperate to find water until i sang a song to look for water...(u know the pearl jam song which goes like this....'oh where oh where can my baby baby be.....'..but in my case..its ..'oh where oh where can my water be...becoz i have bird shit on my shirt...i have to clean it so that i would now be gone...')-sorry for those don know the song..but hope all of u will understand the pressure i m facing...-
haha..my roommate even laughs when i sang the remix version..and soon...my lucky day has arrived!..after i fin singing my song..i saw a sink just in front of me....haha...wow..very fortunate i was....next time..if i wanna have a girlfrend..i must sing also..hehe...(yea rite..as if it might work)
thats all about this unexpected incidents...and the moral of this story is...for those who never hit by bird shits...u will get hit someday...coz..the birds are haunting nice boys and girls as the birds target..muahahaha...alrite..be alert!!!for BIRDS....u know u will have fear of them...and their dungs!!muahaha
>>THE BIRDTRIX REVO-UNFORTUNATE<< -inspired by THE MATRIX trilogy-
special thanks to:
adrian who was being 'smart' at that time
the bird whose dung was the cause of me being desperate for water...
directed by:
EJ
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Thursday, August 2, 2007
An embrassing moment. tat i had...
haha..actually i m very shy wan..i wanna keep it as secret...but...the problem is...i try to forget it..but i cant....so...i guess writing this blog would help me to 4get(hopefully...hehe)..
there is one time..i was actually about to go to pack my dinner.....and i had to rush..coz i have my fav tv show...which was about to start..so..i was rushing to change my clothes..and go toilet fast fast...
as soon as i m done..i ran down the stairs jumping from lots of steps to the ground...so i later..din actually run..but walk quite fast la...as i was walking...suddenly i fell very weird. .. ermm..i was wondering...then i felt it at my hips..i felt that my pants is dropping..AHHHwhen i look at my pants..my pants button was not buttoned properly...so my pants was drop off...ah!!!!must be after my fast toilet break...(this is like as though i m driving a ferrari without changing the gear....its like...tot tat i m goin very fast...but ended up did not move at all...)
so...i decided to look whether got anyone in front of me..and guess wat??OMG....further away from me..there was a pretty girl walking towards me..so i started to panic...i was saying to myself..'omg..wat should i do?..my pants is dropping..cant let her see me unbutton my button..so more at my pants..not shirt!!!..shirt at least i can show my abs...wakaka..jk le...what should i do?..
later i came up with a plan...i m sure u all know who is Michael Jackson....haha..guess wat i did?..actually..i turn backwards...( which my body face the girl...)...while walking backwards..like Michael Jackson!!!in short...i m MOON WALKING!!!more like SEXY BUTTON WALKING to me.....haha..and while doing tat weird move...i buttoned up my pants button...and then once i m done...i turned back.... and she was just in front of me....wat timing!!!.so i just smiled back at her..and so did she...whew..that was a close call..hehe...
after that..i was like saying...'wat the hell happen?'coz of what i had done to avoid embarrassing myself in front of that girl..hahaha..luckily i was in time..to pack my food..and watch my favourite program...hmm..u all must be wondering..wat program eh?..well if u wanna know...u can view my profile...haha...
the moral of this story is..NEVER..i SAY NEVER... rush urself until u forget to button up or zip up ur pants especially after toilet break..if not..u might ended up like michael jackson..haha..but it was fun..actually..although its a little embarrassing(what was i thinking...urghh...)
special thanks to:
the program which made me rush until become like this!
toilet..for allowing me to have a quick break b4 goin out
the girl who tot tat i was weird as she thought tat i m trying to pikat her with my MOON WALK!!
directed by:
EJ
there is one time..i was actually about to go to pack my dinner.....and i had to rush..coz i have my fav tv show...which was about to start..so..i was rushing to change my clothes..and go toilet fast fast...
as soon as i m done..i ran down the stairs jumping from lots of steps to the ground...so i later..din actually run..but walk quite fast la...as i was walking...suddenly i fell very weird. .. ermm..i was wondering...then i felt it at my hips..i felt that my pants is dropping..AHHHwhen i look at my pants..my pants button was not buttoned properly...so my pants was drop off...ah!!!!must be after my fast toilet break...(this is like as though i m driving a ferrari without changing the gear....its like...tot tat i m goin very fast...but ended up did not move at all...)
so...i decided to look whether got anyone in front of me..and guess wat??OMG....further away from me..there was a pretty girl walking towards me..so i started to panic...i was saying to myself..'omg..wat should i do?..my pants is dropping..cant let her see me unbutton my button..so more at my pants..not shirt!!!..shirt at least i can show my abs...wakaka..jk le...what should i do?..
later i came up with a plan...i m sure u all know who is Michael Jackson....haha..guess wat i did?..actually..i turn backwards...( which my body face the girl...)...while walking backwards..like Michael Jackson!!!in short...i m MOON WALKING!!!more like SEXY BUTTON WALKING to me.....haha..and while doing tat weird move...i buttoned up my pants button...and then once i m done...i turned back.... and she was just in front of me....wat timing!!!.so i just smiled back at her..and so did she...whew..that was a close call..hehe...
after that..i was like saying...'wat the hell happen?'coz of what i had done to avoid embarrassing myself in front of that girl..hahaha..luckily i was in time..to pack my food..and watch my favourite program...hmm..u all must be wondering..wat program eh?..well if u wanna know...u can view my profile...haha...
the moral of this story is..NEVER..i SAY NEVER... rush urself until u forget to button up or zip up ur pants especially after toilet break..if not..u might ended up like michael jackson..haha..but it was fun..actually..although its a little embarrassing(what was i thinking...urghh...)
special thanks to:
the program which made me rush until become like this!
toilet..for allowing me to have a quick break b4 goin out
the girl who tot tat i was weird as she thought tat i m trying to pikat her with my MOON WALK!!
directed by:
EJ
THE REMIX VERSION OF STARWARS.....in IPOH....
last year in ipoh..wow..it was a hot and crazy day..wat i mean by crazy is that the weather is so hot...until i have to take so much water for the first time in my life..(beside my baby years la..hehe)..so..i planned to study chemistry today..so..there was me..sitting on my lovely sofa...reading but with a sad smile on my face...urgh..coz is so hot...ah....tats not only the irritating part..
and now!! the irritating part..i know what i m gonna tell u all is a little stupid..but this story is true.....one night...i was studying..and i was feeling very uncomfortable...well...i usually..close the door at night...coz i scare mosquito would come in..but my mum opened the door...i was like wondering y she did tat?..(actually she wanted some fresh air to come in...so i don blame her..she was right..but...dem dem dem dem..when good turns to bad!!!the rise of EARTH WARS:ATTACK OF THE MOSQUITO....was born!!..)
so..i close the door..and began to study...while i was studying..a giant mosquito flew passing the book that i read..i got distracted..and..again it disturbs me...I KNOW tat i need to catch it..so i close the door using...the force of...THROWING PILLOW to the door!!haha...so when it flew towards my shirt..i quickly hit it with my karate FORCE hand...hai...yak!!!ayak....i only got its legs(diao..)..which were landed on my shirt when i hit it....so i was thinking..that..whew..i guess...it has no legs it will not bite me anymore....the power of force is within me...haha...muahahaha(koff koff).
okok..back to the story..and so i continued my studying..i still fell uncomfortable..hmmm...'an evil enemy i sense..hmmm...'so i look at my left leg...and there was that fat giant mosquito...AGAIN!!i was saying....'U!!!'.then the mosquito was like...making sounds...'zzz'..i was facing and staring at it for a few seconds...and .....i hit it..wham!!!!!!!wahya!!!(usually .u watch stars wars ...u seldom see blood rite?...)..but in this film..lots of blood...its very violent.(even u see my blog..full of red font..blood colour)..so..there were lots of blood on my leg and my hand...ah!!my leg..my leg...my hand my hand!
but the question is..why isnt there the dead body of the mosquito when i hit it...?..dem dem dem dem...hmmm..was kinda weird..but the mosquito might seek revenge...i sense...so later..i washed my legs and hands with full of curiosity....hmmmm..
so i guess the next episode might be 'Revenge of the Aedes'..dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem(stars wars song)..i better watch out..for more mosquitoes....
haha..it was very irritating....when mosquitoes disturbs...among the mosquitoes that i had encountered...this mosquito is the weirdest and the strangest one...ha...i m sure u all think that my story is kinda weird..but..i m not lying..its true...like Ryan Cabrera says(song...)..
the moral of this story is..during warm and hot weather..mosquitoes might attack all of u..not only at night.....muahaha...so be careful...but don worry...if u have problems...call me...and i will deal with it...haha..may the force of killing mosquito be with u all...
EARTH WARS:ATTACK OF THE MOSQUITO
DIRECTED BY:SEET EE JAY
AKA THE VICTIM AND
THE MASTER OF KILLING MOSQUITO
CREDITS:
visual effects:REAL BLOOD...no paint...no fake liquid..
sound effects: EJ's slapping sounds...piak!!!no amplifier
the sound of the force;-the pillow sound..
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and now!! the irritating part..i know what i m gonna tell u all is a little stupid..but this story is true.....one night...i was studying..and i was feeling very uncomfortable...well...i usually..close the door at night...coz i scare mosquito would come in..but my mum opened the door...i was like wondering y she did tat?..(actually she wanted some fresh air to come in...so i don blame her..she was right..but...dem dem dem dem..when good turns to bad!!!the rise of EARTH WARS:ATTACK OF THE MOSQUITO....was born!!..)
so..i close the door..and began to study...while i was studying..a giant mosquito flew passing the book that i read..i got distracted..and..again it disturbs me...I KNOW tat i need to catch it..so i close the door using...the force of...THROWING PILLOW to the door!!haha...so when it flew towards my shirt..i quickly hit it with my karate FORCE hand...hai...yak!!!ayak....i only got its legs(diao..)..which were landed on my shirt when i hit it....so i was thinking..that..whew..i guess...it has no legs it will not bite me anymore....the power of force is within me...haha...muahahaha(koff koff).
okok..back to the story..and so i continued my studying..i still fell uncomfortable..hmmm...'an evil enemy i sense..hmmm...'so i look at my left leg...and there was that fat giant mosquito...AGAIN!!i was saying....'U!!!'.then the mosquito was like...making sounds...'zzz'..i was facing and staring at it for a few seconds...and .....i hit it..wham!!!!!!!wahya!!!(usually .u watch stars wars ...u seldom see blood rite?...)..but in this film..lots of blood...its very violent.(even u see my blog..full of red font..blood colour)..so..there were lots of blood on my leg and my hand...ah!!my leg..my leg...my hand my hand!
but the question is..why isnt there the dead body of the mosquito when i hit it...?..dem dem dem dem...hmmm..was kinda weird..but the mosquito might seek revenge...i sense...so later..i washed my legs and hands with full of curiosity....hmmmm..
so i guess the next episode might be 'Revenge of the Aedes'..dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem(stars wars song)..i better watch out..for more mosquitoes....
haha..it was very irritating....when mosquitoes disturbs...among the mosquitoes that i had encountered...this mosquito is the weirdest and the strangest one...ha...i m sure u all think that my story is kinda weird..but..i m not lying..its true...like Ryan Cabrera says(song...)..
the moral of this story is..during warm and hot weather..mosquitoes might attack all of u..not only at night.....muahaha...so be careful...but don worry...if u have problems...call me...and i will deal with it...haha..may the force of killing mosquito be with u all...
EARTH WARS:ATTACK OF THE MOSQUITO
DIRECTED BY:SEET EE JAY
AKA THE VICTIM AND
THE MASTER OF KILLING MOSQUITO
CREDITS:
visual effects:REAL BLOOD...no paint...no fake liquid..
sound effects: EJ's slapping sounds...piak!!!no amplifier
the sound of the force;-the pillow sound..
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haha..this wan u should read....check it out..its quite funny
last time..i was supposed to help my frenz to do a poster from the novel 'Lord of the Flies'...i was in-charge of creating a title called LOST which my frenz suggested..so i was supposed 2 stay back in the library to do the poster...
while i was designing the letters of LOST..i soon discovered something interesting...the letter O in the word LOST..i decided to draw a face skeleton instead of the letter O...However..i could not figure it out how to draw a face skeleton in a proper way..
i tried so many times and i failed....the feeling sucks u know whenever i did not managed to do something no matter how hard i tried...sooner or later i decided to browse through the Internet to search for face skeletons images...sounds stupid,huh?...anyway..i managed to get 5 scary pics of the face skeletons..(what an achievement!!!yay..-being sarcastic)b4 i carried on...here is some info about my college library..
(the library has two printers which were located next to the borrowing books counters..students are required to get their print out from the printers...)
and now the fun part...when i was finished choosing my nice and scary images of skeleton faces..i was so excited so i rushed to the printers after i finished set up my printing settings on the com...
before i could even reach the printers..i saw a male and a female student waiting for their print-outs...so i was controlling my mouth to avoid laughing loudly because i knew what was coming...so i observed their reactions...i noticed that the female person was shocked and gave a low and short scream...whereas the other male person was pissed and look at the pictures as though he haven seen a skeleton before!!!haha and..so i came to the rescue and rushed to grab my print-outs and apologized to them..
fortunately...they forgave me..hehe..wat a day of laughter..when i was walking towards my study table in the library..i was .laughing non stop...after that i managed to finish my task with the nice and beautiful face skeleton that i drawn(dunno whether u all think is nice or not...but for me..its very scary-ing nice!!!..weird eh....printing out faces of skeletons?....what can i do?i had no choice....i wanted to make a perfect skeletons face for my project...a nice shape with a shiny teeth..i could even use it for advertisement for DARLIE...
i hope u enjoy this story..stay tune for the next blog until then...bye now...haha sometimes i talked like the host of a reality show..hehe
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special thanks to:
taylors university college's library
the girl who was happily screaming
the blur guy who is lost in the world of insecure
and not forgetting.....the skeletons...(without them...there is no
show...XD)
directed by:
EJ
while i was designing the letters of LOST..i soon discovered something interesting...the letter O in the word LOST..i decided to draw a face skeleton instead of the letter O...However..i could not figure it out how to draw a face skeleton in a proper way..
i tried so many times and i failed....the feeling sucks u know whenever i did not managed to do something no matter how hard i tried...sooner or later i decided to browse through the Internet to search for face skeletons images...sounds stupid,huh?...anyway..i managed to get 5 scary pics of the face skeletons..(what an achievement!!!yay..-being sarcastic)b4 i carried on...here is some info about my college library..
(the library has two printers which were located next to the borrowing books counters..students are required to get their print out from the printers...)
and now the fun part...when i was finished choosing my nice and scary images of skeleton faces..i was so excited so i rushed to the printers after i finished set up my printing settings on the com...
before i could even reach the printers..i saw a male and a female student waiting for their print-outs...so i was controlling my mouth to avoid laughing loudly because i knew what was coming...so i observed their reactions...i noticed that the female person was shocked and gave a low and short scream...whereas the other male person was pissed and look at the pictures as though he haven seen a skeleton before!!!haha and..so i came to the rescue and rushed to grab my print-outs and apologized to them..
fortunately...they forgave me..hehe..wat a day of laughter..when i was walking towards my study table in the library..i was .laughing non stop...after that i managed to finish my task with the nice and beautiful face skeleton that i drawn(dunno whether u all think is nice or not...but for me..its very scary-ing nice!!!..weird eh....printing out faces of skeletons?....what can i do?i had no choice....i wanted to make a perfect skeletons face for my project...a nice shape with a shiny teeth..i could even use it for advertisement for DARLIE...
i hope u enjoy this story..stay tune for the next blog until then...bye now...haha sometimes i talked like the host of a reality show..hehe
>>>end<<<<
special thanks to:
taylors university college's library
the girl who was happily screaming
the blur guy who is lost in the world of insecure
and not forgetting.....the skeletons...(without them...there is no
show...XD)
directed by:
EJ
A Nearly Tragic Accident....
wah..this incident..i telll all of u la...uh..there was one time..i was walking from asia cafe..and ...i was like...after food..feel a lit full though..so i was about to cross the road...coz i wanna go to 7-eleven...so i was walking quite slow..coz no car ma..
and then suddenly..a car from my place apartment...drove his peugeot car.....so i sensed his presence...and i quickly use my tennis skill..and wow..nearly kena bang!!!!...so i escape...wow..whew..that was close...u know wat skill i used?...
actually..tennis players b4 they receive a shot...they have to use 'SPLIT STEPS'..in order to know wat shots were expected and then can predict the shot...that was using double legs to do...
but in my case..i use..'one- foot split step' which was 2times faster that the normal split steps(for more info.....u can watch prince of tennis...anime..haha or later..if u wanna know more..can come and see me)....
so..i was fortunate la..if i use the normal split steps..i might be involved in the accident...andt hen bad happen occur and newspaper will put my pic..haha...(that will never happen..if only i m famous...haha)..
its not my fault rite?ther was no car..then with all sudden..the car just appeared..and move fast..whew...
so the moral of the story..is..be careful on the road...just...be
careful..especially in kl....for all the fast drivers out ter...u guys sucks..coz u guys just want to show off.and display ur speed as though u all r so dam good...hmmm...observe the road carefully...u can make the difference.....
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p.s for all the fast drivers....
hei be fast only when playing arcade racing game la..not real life...stupid..(i m not refering to u all...i mean the fast drivers hu r just stupid...and tat includes tat idiot i mentioned....)
best i ever had..part2
b4 i continue my story..actually my outing during my birthday i tot i don wan to go....coz i have lots of work...however..i changed my mind...and decided to go...
so at 10am..my parents came...and i greeted them with open arms.. they wished me happy birthday..it was sweet...and i was touched....my parents gave me a present..and guess wat was it?..it was a long sleeve with a t-shirt connecter to the sleeve and i was pretty surprise of their awareness of my taste of fashion..so i tried it on..and i love it!!(even there is a tiger picture on the shirt..haha.. it was a nice present...so thanks mum and dad...
after that..we left my apartment..and we go to my college....and then we met my three teachers..and they gave me good comments i think...but my results are not so good..yet not so bad...so..i fell a little shy during the event...
after that we decided to go to melaka...to fetch my bro...so..once we reached melaka at my bro's house..we greet each other and he wished me...so sweet...and then we chit chat..and soon we go to a place wer my bro wanna go...so we soon stop at one of the shops//and my bro took me to the sports shop..so my bro ask me tot try out a jersey...it was an ARGENTINA jersey...my
favourite team...and so more only left one jersey...
so i try it on..and it looks great...haha..with the white and blue lines...nice color make me feel like a player myself!!!.hehe..so it only coz RM100..so its good price...some more after 50% discount...haha...prefect discount for my day....wah..all my family members present were clothes..OUTSTANDING!!!!!
so..i thanked my bro for his present...and we soon go to cake shop called Italian cake shop....so..my mum took me to buy cake...i was told to chose which cake..so i chose the chocolate chip..and then..we went to my grandpa's house...and we had our cake there...the cake was delicious...looks like i picked the right cake...haha..so happy....so happy....
later we went to jusco and ate at sushi king...haha..we order one set for the four of us..and some sushi..haha..was nice la..everyone enjoy the food...ya..
after tat..i had to go back subang..my bro was goin back to Ipoh..coz he had holidays....so...when i go back...it was sad...coz i have to carry on my life as a college student last year...so i hugged my parents and my bro...as we bid goodbye...
from that day onwards..i kinda miss my family..and they were also missing me...and always called me....
that was so far the best outing for my birthday..u know..usually a person celebrate his birthday by hanging out with frenz rite?most of my frenz ask me y i din hang out with frenz...actually...hanging out with family is better..coz that is just sweet...they r like...more than frenz towards me..so i never regret not hanging out with frens....so today..i wanna take this opportunity to thank all my family members and relatives who had celebrated such a wonderful birthday with me...thanks so much...and lastly to all my frenz hu had been wishing me and giving me presents..thank u...so much...u know..this birthday is 100% better than my secondary school..becoz.
- secondary skul- no one wished me happy birthday or even gave me present..i mean..not neccesary a present la..just wish also don have..that shows my frens in my secondary school are forgetful and just care for themselves rather than frenz..
- in college-my frens and even teacher remembered my birthday and they even sang a birthday song to me..so touching..
this year 2007..i wonder...hows my birthday would be like...there would be low chances of a repeat as i will be studying in subang still without any holidays...so....who knows???this year might be better than last year....haha...
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best i ever had....part 1
LAST year...2006....on 9th of september..it was.....yeap..my very
own birthday..haha...u know tat day was on Saturday..where my
college is having parents teachers' day...can u believe it???this
event on my birthday....har..
let me talk the days b4 my big day....lots of people wished me
b4 saturday...there was one day during my subject..FAMILIES
class...wer the students sang a birthday song to me..wow..i was
so touched...and thanked all of them....and then..in order
to celebrate my early birthday...i went to cyber cafe to play
some games...so..i play and play la..
while i was playing..i received some early wishes which were
sweet..and then i received a msg from a person...she asked me
where was i..i told her i was out..so she reply by telling me to
tell her once i came back...(we were neighbours in my place
apartment...)..
i was puzzled..so when i came back..i msg her..that i was
back..so i went to see her at her apartment...so..when we
met..suddenly she wished me happy birthday
and guess what???she even gave me a present...(actually the
reason why she gave me an earlier present and wish was
because....on my birthday...she will be leaving to IPOH..and
afraid tat she wont be in time to wish me)...awhhh..tats so
sweet.....i was so touched and thank her somuch for the lovely
present and her wish..(actually i wanna hug her coz she was so
kind to me..but i don dare...coz i don likes to take advantage on
girls..hehe..)
so i was happy..so i went back to my room..and checked out my
present..and it was a blueberry cheese cake...and i eat it..while
thinking of her...haha...and wow..it was delicious...(from
STARBUCKs.....so expensive lo...)
wow..so i fin eating at nite.....yum yum..and then i slept
early...coz have to wake up for my parents teachers day
tomorrow...the next blog i wanna talked bout my day as a
birthday boy..lots to come..
so..stay tuned guys..
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