an unexpected event....

last year...i was walking together with my roomate, adrian...to withdraw money b4 we go cc(cyber cafe)..In order to withdraw money we had to walk along a long road...in between shops....so..as we were walking and laughing...some thing happen!

i saw a flying figure flew towards me at around my head level....and release 'something'..i saw that 'something'..and i avoid it....by using 'The matrix" style...well...i was shocked coz i dont know wat was that..then later..adrian told me is the bird's atomic bomb which was shit...so i reacted...'SHIT man...tat was SHITty close!!whew...so i was fortunate not to get hit..haha..

later on..when i finished withdrawing my money..i discovered that there is the bird shit on my shirt and a little on my pants..oh man!!!..that was nasty..

so i told my fren that i was hit...haha...and i played acting as though i m half dead...really this incident is nearly the same when Neo got hit by the last bullet when he is trying to avoid the bullets...from MR smith's apprentice gun..haha..

after that incident..i was so desperate to find water...to clean the stain..at tat time..the rain had just stopped..so Adrian 'smartly' suggested that i should use the drain water...flowing from the top of one of the shops....yea right!!!great idea!!bravo!!bravo!!(being sarcastic)no thanks..haha..

u know..when i was so desperate to find water until i sang a song to look for water...(u know the pearl jam song which goes like this....'oh where oh where can my baby baby be.....'..but in my case..its ..'oh where oh where can my water be...becoz i have bird shit on my shirt...i have to clean it so that i would now be gone...')-sorry for those don know the song..but hope all of u will understand the pressure i m facing...-

haha..my roommate even laughs when i sang the remix version..and soon...my lucky day has arrived!..after i fin singing my song..i saw a sink just in front of me....haha...wow..very fortunate i was....next time..if i wanna have a girlfrend..i must sing also..hehe...(yea rite..as if it might work)

thats all about this unexpected incidents...and the moral of this story is...for those who never hit by bird shits...u will get hit someday...coz..the birds are haunting nice boys and girls as the birds target..muahahaha...alrite..be alert!!!for BIRDS....u know u will have fear of them...and their dungs!!muahaha

>>THE BIRDTRIX REVO-UNFORTUNATE<< -inspired by THE MATRIX trilogy-

special thanks to:

adrian who was being 'smart' at that time

the bird whose dung was the cause of me being desperate for water...

directed by:
EJ

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