last year in ipoh..wow..it was a hot and crazy day..wat i mean by crazy is that the weather is so hot...until i have to take so much water for the first time in my life..(beside my baby years la..hehe)..so..i planned to study chemistry today..so..there was me..sitting on my lovely sofa...reading but with a sad smile on my face...urgh..coz is so hot...ah....tats not only the irritating part..
and now!! the irritating part..i know what i m gonna tell u all is a little stupid..but this story is true.....one night...i was studying..and i was feeling very uncomfortable...well...i usually..close the door at night...coz i scare mosquito would come in..but my mum opened the door...i was like wondering y she did tat?..(actually she wanted some fresh air to come in...so i don blame her..she was right..but...dem dem dem dem..when good turns to bad!!!the rise of EARTH WARS:ATTACK OF THE MOSQUITO....was born!!..)
so..i close the door..and began to study...while i was studying..a giant mosquito flew passing the book that i read..i got distracted..and..again it disturbs me...I KNOW tat i need to catch it..so i close the door using...the force of...THROWING PILLOW to the door!!haha...so when it flew towards my shirt..i quickly hit it with my karate FORCE hand...hai...yak!!!ayak....i only got its legs(diao..)..which were landed on my shirt when i hit it....so i was thinking..that..whew..i guess...it has no legs it will not bite me anymore....the power of force is within me...haha...muahahaha(koff koff).
okok..back to the story..and so i continued my studying..i still fell uncomfortable..hmmm...'an evil enemy i sense..hmmm...'so i look at my left leg...and there was that fat giant mosquito...AGAIN!!i was saying....'U!!!'.then the mosquito was like...making sounds...'zzz'..i was facing and staring at it for a few seconds...and .....i hit it..wham!!!!!!!wahya!!!(usually .u watch stars wars ...u seldom see blood rite?...)..but in this film..lots of blood...its very violent.(even u see my blog..full of red font..blood colour)..so..there were lots of blood on my leg and my hand...ah!!my leg..my leg...my hand my hand!
but the question is..why isnt there the dead body of the mosquito when i hit it...?..dem dem dem dem...hmmm..was kinda weird..but the mosquito might seek revenge...i sense...so later..i washed my legs and hands with full of curiosity....hmmmm..
so i guess the next episode might be 'Revenge of the Aedes'..dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem(stars wars song)..i better watch out..for more mosquitoes....
haha..it was very irritating....when mosquitoes disturbs...among the mosquitoes that i had encountered...this mosquito is the weirdest and the strangest one...ha...i m sure u all think that my story is kinda weird..but..i m not lying..its true...like Ryan Cabrera says(song...)..
the moral of this story is..during warm and hot weather..mosquitoes might attack all of u..not only at night.....muahaha...so be careful...but don worry...if u have problems...call me...and i will deal with it...haha..may the force of killing mosquito be with u all...
EARTH WARS:ATTACK OF THE MOSQUITO
DIRECTED BY:SEET EE JAY
AKA THE VICTIM AND
THE MASTER OF KILLING MOSQUITO
CREDITS:
visual effects:REAL BLOOD...no paint...no fake liquid..
sound effects: EJ's slapping sounds...piak!!!no amplifier
the sound of the force;-the pillow sound..
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